i keep getting reports that people are copying text from my writing tag and if i find out one or more of y’all are plagiarizing my words i swear to fuck i will hex the shit out of you
i also tried oil pulling this morning for the first time
apparently you’re supposed to do it for 15-20 minutes? i only lasted 10, but it might just take some getting used to so fingers crossed i can remember to do it every morning because i really wanna see if it makes any sort of a difference!
the good news: the cold symptoms are actually moving along rather rapidly. sore throat’s virtually gone, i’m not nearly as congested as i was yesterday and mostly just have a runny nose
the bad news: i woke up with pink eye
i miss my youngest sister so much i could cry
serena needs to be cat shamed
"i will literally open dresser drawers in the night to steal the humans’ hair elastics"
"i like resting my butthole on your bare skin"
"i try to drink out of human glasses even when there’s fresh water in my dish"
"i will meow loudly in protest until someone pulls out a chair so i can sit at the table with everyone else"
"instead of cleaning my butt like a normal cat i prefer to scoot all over the floor immediately after shitting"
shout out to my angel coworker for taking my shift today
the only pain relief i get is when i’m eating warm things
i can’t just eat warm things 24/7???????
or can i
might as well make a tea?? i guess??????
throat is so sore it literally woke me up and nothing is taking the pain awayyyyy
why when i finally get a gym membership does my body decide to become sick
wow i can’t motivate myself to do shit today