Omg I love being alone
I mean I love being around friends and loved ones too but
goddamn do I love being alone
Hey I love when you go to a place with free wifi and some macbook turd nuggets are hogging the shit out of it GO HOME if you can afford a macbook and a briefcase my guess is you can also afford to stream hi def whatever on ur own internet I’m already over my data ok I just wanna check instagram u big jerkfarts
It’s really difficult for me to keep clothes off my bedroom floor
It’s like I put them all away and in less than 12 hours they’re all over the floor again????
what did the yogi say to the hotdog vendor
"make me one with everything"
Why is the after taste of sugar so darn nasty
STEVIE IS A GIRL!!!!
My lil stunted adult gecko who hates everything laid an unfertilized egg yesterday. Her anthem is officially Edge of Seventeen~*~