i’ll keep getting a bit down that I don’t have any vegan margarine on hand and like, forget that I can use olive oil and salt for basically the same purposes

pumping myself up for a job interview by shaking my ass to beyonce

• me: maybe you slept on it funny
• bf: "maybe you slept not funny"?
• me: I said "on it"
• bf: no you said I slept not funny
• me: NO I DIDN'T
• bf: yes you did
• me: NO I DIDN'T STOP SAYING THAT I SAID THAT
• bf: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
• me: *squeezes own boobs violently* YOU'RE MAKING ME UPSET
• bf: ......what are you doing?!?
• me: *emits wordless cries of rage while squeezing boobs*
• bf:
• me:
• bf: ............*through laughter* you fucking weirdo

vegan versions of foods I haven’t had yet that I’ve been missing lately

farrahtales:

• coconut cream pie
• big macs
• corn dogs
• chicken caeser salad
• potato salad
• onion flavoured chip dip

the goal is to at least make a vegan big mac at some point this summer (fingers crossed)

I’m making the executive decision to add doughnuts to this list

i’d definitely underwear dance & air microphone it to this kiss by carly rae jepsen

these late night pms cravings are gonna be the death of me

i don’t even watch game of thrones and I love daenerys

I wanna thank everyone who was there for me during this trying time in my life. i wouldn’t have made it without your support. it is always darkest before the dawn. i love you all. god bless

I’m getting pizza!!!!!!!!!! It’s all gonna be okay!!!!!

no wait a bURRITO

I WANT A BURRITO


REAL TEARS ARE COMIN’ I CAN FEEL THEM