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Love when I get the bus stop to maself

💦💦💦😘

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septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

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monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

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Can i put it in your butt? Oh, and answer privately.

are

you fucking




kidding me

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

image

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vegan-patisserie:

Emerald moth

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staysafeandaware:

This is Cezar Ghiroltean. Here are some more pictures of him. My friend met him on OkCupid and he seemed like a cool guy. They had mutual unprotected sex. Later, he told her that he wasn’t healthy, but wouldn’t tell her what he had, because she didn’t want to date him. 

If you engage with this person and are thinking about having sex with him, be aware that he has chlamydia and a possibility of other STIs, and actively does not use condoms and neglects to tell whoever he is having sex with about his sexual health status. 

Please signal boost this and stay safe and aware about this person. He is dangerous and if you have had sex with him recently, it is wise to get tested as soon as possible.

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tmiiii tuesday! How much sexy time do you and Eddie manage to squeeze in during your reunions?

usually 1 to 2 sessions a day

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Can you tell me about your first experience with penis in the butt and how your prepared for it because I'm thinking of trying it soon

there was no preparation, we were horny and drunk and i was like LET’S DO IT LET’S TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE. the experience was good bc i was aroused and comfortable and i wanted to try it!

proper lubrication is super important though so if i could give any advice at all it would be to make sure y’all are on that before things start going in places

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If you were at the beach with a cute teeny bikini on would you rather have a MASSIVE hairy bush that inflates your bikini bottoms and sprouts on at the side a ridic amount on show or have a bloody tampon string just hangin' out all day that everyone can see? Personally I cannot decide. I still struggle with this question.

wow, that’s a hard one. i feel like the hairy bush would make less of a mess of my thighs and bikini bottoms at least??

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